Trader Joe's Turkey Meatballs

For $2.99, these are tasty, cheap, not bad for you, and easy to make. There is, inconceivably, almost no downside. These meatballs violate a fundamental law of the universe: conservation of matter and energy. There is always some tradeoff, some energy spent for energy harvested, some matter created by other matter as it is destroyed.

I cannot find the downside to these meatballs, and frankly, I am scared that somewhere a piper is being paid handsomely. There must be another shoe to drop... Right now, people are sitting down to a fast, delicious dinner, and somewhere an innocent woodchuck is being violently sodomized.