No? I will elaborate. For those of you not in touch with the latest fashion trends, a "throatee" is essentially a beard that covers only your neck. And yes, it IS as appealing to look at as you might think.
Unfortunately, there's not a lot of good throatee footage out there, so this picture will have to whet your appetite until this trend takes over CNBC and the View (I think Joy Behar would look absolutely fetching if she let hers grow in).
Please - hold your comments and emails. I am partial to all novelty facial hair and grooming procedures (the "rat-tail" was edged out for this post by a nose), but let the throatee have its day in the sun before you flood me with claims of how the chinstrap will reign forever, K-Fed or no K-Fed.
PS. The term throatee was coined by none other than me in high school physics class circa 1997, and the copyright is, um, in progress, so as it becomes a part of your daily vernacular, please keep track of how many times you say it, and just send me a check at the end of each month. Thank you kindly...
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