Walter Sobchak

Never has a converted Jew, Vietnam-vet bowler captured America's imagination like Walter Sobchak. Co-star of the 1998 Coen brothers film The Big Lebowski, Walter (John Goodman) taught us so much. He taught us:
1) Never f*ck a stranger in the @$$.
2) You can pretty much get a toe anywhere at any time.
3) You cannot roll on Shabbat.
4) You cannot stand for unchecked aggression.
5) "China man" is not the preferred nomenclature for a man from China (or any Asian man for that matter).
6) If you f*ck a stranger in the @$$, bad things happen.

Where have you gone, Walter Sobchak? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you...

*Brought to you by the Committee for Walter Sobchak for President.