Sunday, February 21, 2010

Truthiness


[Portrait of Stephen Colbert by Todd Lockwood]

The photograph smells like... Freedom.



What's that? You say it's not a photograph? I'll be damned.

Now that you mention it, I guess his flaming sword is more whitish-blueish light in real life than the yellowy-red one here.

Hair Gel


This well-coiffed gentlemen above can only mean one thing: the NFL Combine is right around the corner.

An important note: we here at Stuff Me Likey have been trying to cultivate a unisex website, one that is friendly to both men and women. Even She-Males (It's true - I had a Lady GaGa post in the hopper). Anyway, this post is a bit of a departure. It's decidedly pro-male in nature. The NFL Combine and Draft are essentially the Golden Globes for hetero males.

[Perhaps more interesting, the Golden Globes are the NFL Combine and Draft for women and not-as-hetero males. Yeah, crazy right? I didn't know either... Just an FYI.]

Anyway, we here at Stuff Me Likey like the NFL draft a lot. So... just a warning... there may be some more departures. But I will try to remain fair and welcoming to both sexes, so I will attempt to include all of my pro-man posts with beefcake pictures like the one above. Just so we can all enjoy the site.

Your welcome.

Russian Aborigine Ice Dancers


I think the picture speaks for itself: raz-ma-tazz!

For those of you who missed the Olympics in primetime on Sunday night, or if you also missed the Ice Dancing World Championships (Where are your priorities?), these Russian Ice Dancers (Oksana Domina and Maxim Shabalin) performed a "traditional" aboriginal dance on skates, wearing these "traditional" outfits. I am not making this up. Apparently, a similar performance occurred at the World Championships (pictured above). I think the Olympic performance, in an effort to be more authentic and culturally sensitive, includes blackface and shrunken heads.

I can't tell you how excited I am to see more of these people. I think they should put them everywhere: Late Night TV, cameos on Grey's Anatomy, getting blowouts on Jersey Shore. Actually, I guess it will be Jersey Shore Part II - the Outback.

There is one question I can't shake, though, and I'm guessing it's bugging you as well: What the f*ck was I doing watching Ice Dancing?

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Modern Family


If you are not watching this show yet, I have nothing but contempt for you.

Okay, that was a bit harsh. I have some contempt and some advice, and perhaps some lemonade. Perhaps.

Watch it now. Go. I would tell you when its on, but I promised my agent I wouldn't distract from my appearance on Gossip Girl, so you're on your own.

Even better, record it on your VCR-type-item and watch me square off in a slap fight with Blake Lively instead! Zoinks!

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Jacob & The Man In Black


Warning: if you are one of those people that hates spoilers, I have only this to say to you: Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

With that out of the way, I have been obsessed with Lost since last night's Season 6 premier episode, and I need to share my obsession.

I loved the wrinkle of Jacob and his "friend" (the "Man in Black" as the interweb is calling him, and left in the picture above) in the Season 5 finale, and have been feverishly anticipating this season for months. I have been speculating for some time now that Jacob is a reference to the biblical "Jacob's Ladder," the ladder to heaven envisioned by Jacob (son of Isaac, grandson of Abraham) in Genesis. At the end of Season 5, and with the introduction of the "Man in Black," I felt encouraged in my thinking and supposed that this new character might represent Esau, brother of Jacob.

But this thinking has led me to weird places. I began to look at the numbers sequence (4-8-15-16-23-42) and their relevance to verses in Genesis. I began to read up on Josephus, a Pharisee whose name I recognize from his import with early-Christian history, and who is somehow connected to a 'lucky' number sequence. This sequence is called the "Flavius-Josephus sieve," and is defined by the algorithm: a(n) is the smallest number such that twice the number of divisors of (a(n)-n)/3 gives the n-th term in the first differences of the sequence. I began to read up on the Bible Code that propagates through both the Kabbalah (based only on my memories from the 1998 Darren Aronofsky film Pi) and modern-day number theory concerning the Bible.

This is not the first of such bouts of curiosity I have felt at the hands of Lost. I recall investigating the Valenzetti equation, the Hanso/Dharma word etymology, and even the smoke monster (I recalled an eerie similarity to the nano-creature from Michael Crichton's lousy 2002 novel, Prey).

Needless to say, I'm a bit flamboozled these days... But in a good way. 

A couple more prognostications (general, sweeping variety), though, for the record, and a few questions:
  • People on the island (as a result of the plane crash only) seem to die when they are at peace or have made some sort of amends (i.e. ascend Jacob's ladder) - Boone, Charlie, Eko, Ana Lucia, Michael. 
  • The Man in Black (or Esau, if you will) can only take the form of people who are dead (and possibly on the island) - Yemi (Eko's brother who came via drug plane), Christian (Jack's dad who came via the Oceanic flight), Locke (who came via the Ajira flight). This does not explain the other people who have appeared on the island: Walt, Dave (Hurley's maybe-imaginary friend). 
  • What happened to Walt? Why is he special (remember the dead birds and such)? Where's his tie-in? Is he just being avoided because his hormones kicked in, and he's a liability to the timeline?
  • What about the military people from the H-bomb era? How did they end up there? Where's Widmore's tie-in at the end of this? I don't believe they've ever explained how the military ended up there, and why they left (although I could be mistaken)...
  • Is there a current of parents and children running through the island? Jack &Christian, Claire & Christian, Old Con-Man Sawyer & Locke, Hawking & Faraday, Penny & Widmore... Are there more parent-child connections coming? Do they date back to the Blackrock? Are all the characters descendants of other inhabitants?
  • Richard Alpert is likely a slave from the Blackrock, but what is his deal? Did Ben get dipped in the spring inside the temple (to save his life when Sayid shot him)?

This is very rambling, I admit. I may revisit this to clean up/expound. I am thankful for the confusion, though. All this makes for interesting television. I am truly awed by the plot construction of Messrs. Abrams, Cuse, and Lindelof. Good TV is a nice change of pace, isn't it?